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Washington It's Only Treason T-Shirt

Washington It's Only Treason T-Shirt

Color: Ice Grey
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$29.99 USD
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Product Description

Winning makes you a revolutionary, losing makes you a traitor. This tee is historically ruthless and perfectly snarky.

👕 Premium Quality: super soft material for ultimate comfort
🧵 100% Soft Ringspun Cotton
📏 True-to-Size & Pre-Shrunk
✂️ Modern classic fit, seamless body
💦 Wash Inside Out for Best Results
🦅 Printed, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA

Washing Instructions

Follow these, and your tees will stay vibrant longer than Pompeii's frescoes!

🌊 Wash and dry your tees inside out. Easy but crucial!

❄️ Choose low temperatures and mild soaps.

🌀 Resist the spin temptation. Extra spins do more harm than good.

🌬️ Air dry when possible. If tumble drying, avoid heavyweight opponents like jeans and towels.

⛅ Iron inside out and start with a lower heat. Prints and irons are not best friends.

Returns & Shipping

Shipping 

FREE SHIPPING on orders over $75! 

Orders are typically shipping within 7 days of placing the order.

Once shipped, allow 2-5 days for orders to be delivered.

Returns

Our goal at HisTEErical is that you love your order. Please reach out to us if something isn’t right. 

Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund. 

No refunds will be issued after 30 days from the purchase date. 

Please contact us at support@histeerical.com

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Same Price for Every Body

No matter your size, you pay the same. Even though production costs rise with larger sizes, we believe it’s unjust to make anyone pay more for the same design. Inclusivity and fairness are part of our brand values.

Quality You Can Feel

Comfortable fabrics and prints that stand the ruthless test of time: everything is printed and shipped in the USA by trusted providers, so you get reliable quality you can always count on.

FAQs

Where do you ship?

For now we only ship within the USA.
Orders ship out within 7 days, and once they’re on the road, they usually arrive in 2–5 business days. Bonus: shipping is free on orders over $75!

What’s your return policy?

We want you to love your tee as much as Caesar loved a toga.
If your item arrives incorrect, damaged, or defective, you’re eligible for a full refund.
Just contact us at support@histeerical.com within 30 days of purchase and we’ll sort it out.

How do I take care of my shirt?

Follow these rules and your tee will outlast ancient ruins:

  • Wash & dry inside out
  • Use cold water + mild soap
  • Skip heavy spins
  • Air dry (or tumble dry low, no gladiator match with jeans/towels)
  • If ironing, go inside-out on low heat

What are your tees made of, and how do they fit?

Our shirts are made of 100% super-soft ringspun cotton.
They’re pre-shrunk, true to size, and cut in a modern classic fit.
Check out the size chart above the size selection buttons before ordering.